House mouse

Male or female who guards someone's house and belongings. Usually they perform sexually acts as trade for payment. On call 24/7.

Hey, Johnny your house is pretty dirty. Lets find a house mouse to get this shit cleaned up.

by Dusty 1 October 19, 2019

housespouse

The male counterpart to the "housewife". Nowadays, in an individualistic, gay world of singles, the common English language is screaming for such a term.

"I am a good housespouse, not a desperate one, who makes his work right."

by Alberto Escudero February 15, 2008

House mouse

A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.

Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!

by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 18, 2022

House Mouse

A House Mouse is someone who comes to your crib and makes themselves too much at home, they go into your bathroom and use your hair clippers, razors, & deodorant without asking. They go into your kitchen and get into the fridge and help themselves to your food and soda, also without asking. They most likely do not have a place of their own and instead just couch surf from place to place until they wear out their welcome.

man, Ramona needs to quit coming over, he’s just a broke ass house mouse who be eating all the damn food and don’t pay for shit, using my fucking hygiene without asking.

by Bamamba Manda March 5, 2024

horsehouse

Saying used to describe a person that is useless, careless,a halfwit or a joking term used between friends. This saying is safe for work and replaces many nautical phrases frowned upon in the workplace.

Eg 1 - Ya bloody horsehouse! Youve only put 9 nuggies instead of 10!

Eg 2 - The point of a drive through is so I dont have to come inside but YOU, ya bloody horsehouse! Have only given me NINE nuggies!

Eg 3 -

Friend 1: oi you ya flamen gala! Get us a drink!

Friend 2: get off your lazy ass ya horsehouse looking lazy ass bitch and get your own damn drink!

by Aryanmail March 12, 2021

housemonkey

n. An elected official who follows the iniquitous path of a criminally incompetent and morally corrupt leader rather than a sensible course set by her electors and her heart.

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There sounds the knell of Justice’s gavel. Time to pull up my housemonkey pants.

Enjoy your grovelling dear. Bring me a present. Maybe a USA deathcap.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2026