Honer

A heart boner.

The feeling you get when you see someone across the room and your heart just explodes. You just want to give them your love.

1) Matthew lush created the word honer.

2) "You see that girl over there, she's giving me a honer."

3) Go subscribe to Matthew Lush on YouTube, because he will give you a honer.

by larrysexslave February 2, 2015

hooners

something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.

interjection: "Hooners!"

by beand May 26, 2010

Hornerize

To fuck up.To make a complete cock up of anything. Cause to be unstructured or disordered or operating according to no principal or idea.

Peter took over and fucked everything up , in fact it was completely hornerized

by Bandit909 January 20, 2010

Filthy Horner

Rubbing your hand on your butt sweat then slapping someone.

If you don't calm down I'm going to come over there and give you a Filthy Horner!

by Shelby Badger September 30, 2012

hunert

One Hundred. Central Southern Mid-Western corruption of 'one hundred'.

"Started printin' me some hunert dollar bills, but my crayon broke."

by Cosmo Polaski September 12, 2008

Honerism

To use man logic and financial wisdom to show your superiority over everything female or liberal. The ultra male.

To use caveman tactics to subdue your female partners.

The man showed his honerism by walking three miles to the stadium rather than spending $10 for parking.

Honerism is what caused the male to throw his female partner against the wall when no condom was present.

by Jimbo Feeds May 20, 2008

Jade Horner

Jade Horner is an amazing girl, She is beautiful, smart, funny and she has a way of making everyone around her smile. She has an amazing sence of music. She has only one Flaw that i can notice.. That she can never see how good she is and that she is so perfect, I wish she could see herself the way i can see her then maybe she wouldnt think so little of herself.

Hey Look its Jade Horner

by ThePluckingSong November 22, 2010