Hatchetfield

Team StarKid's very own small, haunted town in the American midwest.

Some shit has gone down in Hatchetfield

by awfulgrinchnamedpaul April 23, 2021

Hatchet wound

The graphic but accurate description of a woman's vigina while she having heavy discharge during her period.

She was on her period, but I was so horny I went ahead and stuck it in her hatchet wound.

by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006

double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.

Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.

by nate calfee January 22, 2014

hatchet wound

a woman's vagina

And while you're at it, check out that Jasmine's hatchet wound.

by Eddie K. February 13, 2003

hatchet face

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

by Stevarooni November 17, 2007

hatchet

Juggalo idiotic/pathetic weapon of choice.

Tom: Did you hear that some kid died yesterday on 40th street?
Martha: Oh my! What happened?
Tom: This kid ran up to a bunch of thugs wearing makeup with his hatchet and tried to hit them with it. They smelled him ((due to poor hygiene)) before he swang his hatchet and loaded fire with a 9mm glock.
Martha: Was he a juggalo?
Tom: I believe so, why?
Martha: Deserved it.

by Tookie W November 9, 2009

hatchet gash

another name for the female sex organ, pussy aka slit,poohtang,vaginaoohhh that last one sounds nasty!

my friend jeff said that lisa's hatchet gash was so big he had to strap a 2x4 plank to his assto keep from falling in!
lisa huge ass hatchet gash smells like dead fish smothered in ass!

by LesCrapp May 27, 2006