No Homers Club

A nice board dedicated to the simpsons, which can be found at www.nohomers.net.

I spend way too much time at the No Homers Club.

by SomeOne August 27, 2003

hoser

A Canadian term that refers to pre-Zamboni days when, after a game of ice hockey, the losing team had to hose down the ice. Thus, a 'hoser' is a 'loser'.

"You didn't shake hands with the winning team after the game? You're such a hoser."

by ScooterAshley February 4, 2008

Hoersten

amazing, or related to phenomenal things; used to describe something incredible; powerful; completely divine

"That huge waterfall is so hoersten!"

by amazing21435478 April 3, 2013

hoversheet

Farting under the sheets. Fart containment in bed.

When you have bad gas you prepare the “hoversheets” when it’s time to go to sleep.

Hoversheets are used for traditional “Dutch oven” techniques.

“Prepare the hoversheets! The buffalo wings are about to make their escape!”

by Three Balls May 9, 2019

purple hoser

A nick name for one of the members of Dude Perfect

“Yo you hear of that man purple hoser??”
“Oh yeah he’s from Dude Perfect right!?”
“Yeah mAn!!!”

by I’m wayyy snazzier than you💯🤙🏻😉 May 26, 2018

hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'

Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.

by dan November 28, 2002

hoser

orginates from pre- zambonie days where after a game, the losing team would have to "hose" down the ice, hence the term 'hoser"

That team is a bunch of scrubs and hosers!

by thaddeus/the don November 16, 2007