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hortensius

To seek and find wisdom wherever you can find it
Hortensius is a lost dialogue of Cicero, in it he contemplates the best use of ones free time, to philosophy. To seek and find wisdom and knowledge wherever you may come upon it. And to cherish it.
by Bob Saggit’s Uncle January 27, 2023
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hosteen

A real person the most real one of them all, he be a great guy to talk too and a good person in general the best that you will ever see or meet sexy too the most sexy person alive
Hosteen is a good friend and a great person
by Therealkingnpname November 21, 2023
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hosteen

Someone who is absolutely gay and loves to suck cock. He is a stool pusher but will always take care of everyone around him. He has a white sheen to him. His penis is short but he is willing to give it away as always. He also generous with his money and always gives away 40$. He loves his dad and always cares for his family. He tries to keep his sex life away from his family life but often gets caught in the act. He loves going to the gym and does every sport possible, he loves to run and swim. He often practices boxing and dreams of becoming a boxer. He is not the one you want to mess with and will always protect everyone in his life. He is willing to fight everyone because he wants to defend his ground. He is native and it his fighting background comes from that. He defends what is his and his feelings. He also can read minds so don't try to keep anything from him. There is not much that he can't do. You would for sure want him in your life and on your side like State Farm.
Hey, lets go hit up hosteen to go stool pushing then we can go to the gym and spar.
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Hortense

The most beautiful name for the most beautiful girl. She is humble and kind and super hilarious and amazing. She is soooooooo funny like you have no idea and soooooo pretty and stunning and generous. If you know an hortense you should probably be kissing her feet right now.
Wow you donated all of your life savings to charity and got recruited to model for vogue and are going on tour for your netflix comedy special? That's so hortense of you!
by hbeaudel February 18, 2025
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Horten Hears Ahoo

When 2 gay mice have even gayer sex. P̵̧̛̬͖̱̂̍̀̏̀̏̒̏̑͗̈́̕͠͝ē̴̡̖͙̣̜̪̃̈́́͗͐̾̊n ̛͙̞͍̫̤̘͓̹͇̄͋̃̏͝ͅi̶̝͍̟͙̭̮̺̟͙̔͒̓̈́š̶͎̾̈͂͐ ̨̡̞̗̱̮̳̘̹̪͈͂̽P̴̘͆ê̶̡̼̣̯̈̔̈́͂̑͊͂́̅͘͝ě̵̱̹͓͇̀P ̢͈̤̬̯̖̲̲͙̥̳̺̝͂̍͆ͅe ̡̢͍̦̰̰͇͚̤͂̂̈́̅̀̍̒͝é̴͇̪̰̙̹̖͕̳͉̈͒̾̋͜͜ͅ
Ayo what then mice doin shorty? They be Horten Hears Ahoo dawgy.
by Imgay4ween July 13, 2025
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Dirty hortense

A person with dirty Hortense does not know when or how to stop drinking. They spend a lot of time thinking about alcohol, and they cannot control how much they consume, even if it is causing serious problems at home, work, and financially.
by Pope4273 December 6, 2020
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The Tony Horten

Pumpin some heavy bench press, while getting some heavy head...
I was on my last set in the gym, when my girl stopped in to give me the motivation to knock out my last reps and hit me with "The Tony Horten"!
by Stavie Jones! November 10, 2012
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