Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

by shockalala July 19, 2014

double horseshoe

The act of throwing a lipper all the way around your top and bottom lips.
Usually a very big waste of your dip!

Give me that can! I'll double horseshoe it and make you all look like pussies!

by Michael Danger June 6, 2008

Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.

The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!

by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011

Horseshoe vortex

The horseshoe vortex system is a simple vortex model for an aircraft or lifting body which fits a box-shaped vortex system out from the wing. This is made up of the wing vortex, trailing vortices (see trailing vortex) and starting vortex. The latter is a vortex formed due to changes in the vorticity of the wing vortex, i.e due to changes in airspeed.

I can't honestly think of a good example for you. Sorry

by victorhadin December 7, 2003

Horseshoe retardation

When you're so retarded it becomes based

Person 1: ''If it was WWII right now, and the US would be fighting against Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan, you would support the latter two?''
Twitter user: ''Since I oppose the US, yes.''
Person 2: ''Wow, you have horseshoe retardation,''

by Resterez May 29, 2021

ice the horseshoe

When you poop on the horseshoe shaped rim of a public toilet.

There's a greasy log on the toilet rim in the McDonald's bathroom...did you ice the horseshoe?

by EM Riggles February 27, 2009