horsecock johnson

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

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holy horsecock

An exclamation preceding in a sentence to something exciting

Holy horsecock, I just hit a hole-in-one!

by Chris Aubertin December 13, 2008

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futa horsecock

Girl penis from horse

"Nice futa horsecock"- Harri
"Why thanks my dude I reared this shlong myself" -Sean

by Adolfo Chan November 29, 2020

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horsecock harry

a guy with a abnormally large cock.

i saw a horsecock harry yesterday.

by RustyDildo July 16, 2008

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phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

by TheScarpinator November 12, 2020

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linden horsecocks

linden horsecocks likes alot of dick in his asshole and he likes lizys 12 inch dildo

bro linden horsecocks hit that

by jizzerlickerz July 02, 2024

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Horsecocked

To lose the girl to the man with the largest penis in the room.

I totally would have banged her last night but I was Horsecocked by Johnny.

by SSM239 January 01, 2020

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