by Le memz May 12, 2021
Get the horsemug. 1. Slang for heroin.
2. Slang for a sexually attractive woman. Possible echo of whore.
3. An artificial frame of one kind or another, such as a clothes horse (used to hang clothes to dry) or a pommel horse (a sturdier structure used in gymnastics).
4. Slang for sex (a horse's body often seems to closely echo human sexual features, only considerably souped up; the shapely rump, the tapering legs, the long straight hair in the tail, the phallic head and neck, the often well-defined muscles ...,).
5. An animal that, whatever about looking erotic, would be a lot more pleasant if it were genetically engineered not to be so flipping neurotic, and maybe to smell like oranges, or perhaps fresh mint, rather than shit and stale sweat.
2. Slang for a sexually attractive woman. Possible echo of whore.
3. An artificial frame of one kind or another, such as a clothes horse (used to hang clothes to dry) or a pommel horse (a sturdier structure used in gymnastics).
4. Slang for sex (a horse's body often seems to closely echo human sexual features, only considerably souped up; the shapely rump, the tapering legs, the long straight hair in the tail, the phallic head and neck, the often well-defined muscles ...,).
5. An animal that, whatever about looking erotic, would be a lot more pleasant if it were genetically engineered not to be so flipping neurotic, and maybe to smell like oranges, or perhaps fresh mint, rather than shit and stale sweat.
I want to mainline me some horse.
Is Lily a horse or is she just a filly?
He's not yet that good on the pommel horse.
I want some horse with Jenny tonight.
Bring the horses down to the green shed, there is hay for them there.
Is Lily a horse or is she just a filly?
He's not yet that good on the pommel horse.
I want some horse with Jenny tonight.
Bring the horses down to the green shed, there is hay for them there.
by Fearman March 6, 2008
Get the horsemug. horses are one of the 1st forms of transportation known to man or woman they are great animals to have for rinding in the wilderness when you want to explore nature.
they can be tamed but only with a lot of time and care. horses gallop and run very fast and is a good alternative of transportation to save the enviroment if you don't mind picking up their fairly large shit droppings
they can be tamed but only with a lot of time and care. horses gallop and run very fast and is a good alternative of transportation to save the enviroment if you don't mind picking up their fairly large shit droppings
little girl says to dad "I wanna pony daddy!"
dad says " horses are better sweety I'll get you a horse"
dad says " horses are better sweety I'll get you a horse"
by Sir Cook-a-lot January 30, 2008
Get the horsemug. An uncircumcised penis. This was commonly used where I grew up in the rural midwest during the 1950's. A circumcised penis was called an "ice cream cone."
"I've got an ice cream cone, but Tom and his brother Joe have horses so they can play with the skin."
by migringito April 21, 2009
Get the horsemug. Gambling term for the person, team, racer, ect. that you're betting on or rooting for.
Origins have roots to off track gambling.
Origins have roots to off track gambling.
by jbjks May 15, 2016
Get the horsemug. by yayeet1234 June 18, 2020
Get the horsemug.