Honduran men

Honduran man are 100% faithful, know how to love a woman and are lovers of travel and exploring the world.

I’ve never met a cheating Honduran man. (It’s rare) doesn’t happen because most Honduran men have a tendency to love and care for their family extremely well.

Honduran man have good and (Big Dicks) most are skinny man but don’t let that deceive you, they are packing inside their pants. Most Honduran men don’t talk about it they just have it, it’s their little secret.

Honduran man are extremely good at sex, no woman will ever complain about their ability to satisfy them.

Ultimately it’s very recommended to date a Honduran, they love to have fun, dance, play sports and love the beach and good vibes.

Hondurans have an amazing and charming personality.

Ladies, date a Honduran man!!!

Honduran men

A man of culture power and respect.

A Honduran man is great at sex, it defines them 100%

by Honduran man November 28, 2022

Honduras

A place where everyone can live happily with eachother even with their dysentery
and name their children Baby Honduras.

Hey look at that monkey!
Yeah it looks like it's from Honduras. Let's name it... BABY HONDURAS!!!

by God himself who will smite thee March 1, 2005

Honduran alarm clock

is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.

Sharon fell asleep during sex so i gave her a honduran alarm clock to start off her morning

by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010

honduran handshake

whiping your hand in a dirty place, ie testicles/anus, the proceding to shake someones hand

I was pissed off at Jimmy, so i quickly whiped my hand on my sweaty gooch then gave him the 'ol honduran handshake.

by Thommy696969 September 15, 2006

Honduras

A country in Central America. Their people have an accent very similar to Salvadorians. They usually produce beautiful women who end up working in brothels throughout latin America and the US. They have such big egos that it would make a Argentine embarrassed. Their men are either good guys or assholes never in between. They also like mentioning bananas because if you don't live in the US or aren't making tshirts for Kirkland then most likely your job has to do with bananas.

A:Dude Daniel was wearing a Honduras uniform!

B:As in the soccer uniform?

A:Yes.

B:Damn I didn't know he was a closet douchebag.

by sheppy43512 February 22, 2014

Honduran Nose Job

An ancient discipline developed in Honduras where a male bends over and a female licks the area between his nut sack and his butthole, aka the gooch, in a manner so determined that her nose becomes lodged inside of his butthole. More commonly known in the United States as, tainted love.

What did you do last night?

I brought this chick back to my place and it got crazy.

Oh, yea? Was she a freak?

Hell yea, she got so into it she ended up getting a Honduran nose job! We won't be seeing eachother again.

by BookWerm March 14, 2011

Honduran Houdinis

A sexual game in which a woman inserts a small vibrator into either her vagina or rectum and her partner must find it. If it is inserted into her rectum and can't be found, she should usually remove with a bowel motion.

"Oh my god dude, it was so kinky, we played 5 rounds of Honduran Houdinis."

by The Log Jammer April 15, 2010