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homosexification

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When your girlfriend (or other girls) attempt to convert you to homosexuality, through various methods; such as watching brokeback mountain, the secret garden, the sisterhood of the traveling pants, or the divine secrets of the yaya sisterhood. Other methods include taking you shoe shopping, waxing your eyebrows, or making you go to a celine dion concert. This results in the complete loss of masculinity.
Yo, my girl tried to start my homosexification process; she just made me take an ice skating lesson.
by stev012654 April 17, 2008
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homosexical

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Shirley Q. Liquor's ignunt pronunciation of the word "homosexual".
"Where all these homosexicals is started comin' from? You know what I'm sayin'?"
"Hell, they got so many names fuh it, and then bulldygles, I'm sorry, lebeezuhns!..."
by mindtch0101 May 27, 2009
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Homosexiphillia

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An unnatural sexual attraction to homosexuals, reguardless of their or your gender. For example, a lady-wanter who would rather watch lesbians have sex with each other and with himself, or a fellow-wanter who would rather watch men have sex with each other than with her. Or a bisexual who likes having sex with their own gender but would rather watch the opposite gendescrew each other than him/her. Or just generally finding gay sex or gay people way hotter than the rest of the planet.

Not to be confused with homophilia, which technically translated would mean "powerful or unnatural sexual attraction to someone who is the same as them, for example, the same gender", and, um, there's already a word for that. Possibly more than one.
Percieval suffers from advanced homosexiphillia; he can't get laid because he is only attracted to lesbians.
by that guy with the hair November 2, 2006
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Those who unfairly discriminate against heterosexuals, especially those promoting the gay agenda; Heterophobes.
Perez Hilton is a blatant homosexist.

Whether homosexist or heterosexist, it's all sexist, and everyone needs to get over themselves. These sexist political agendas are ruining our culture. Everyone should just teach their children about sexuality THEMSELVES, since it's mostly a religious vs. anti-religious argument, and not have a teacher indoctrinate them into either side of it in a classroom. If they are to be taught sex ed, teach REAL health, i.e. what happens to the body chemically and physically during puberty, where a baby comes from, and STDs/STIs.
by MoonChild02 January 2, 2010
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A belief popular among tools and 13 year old pre-pubescent skater punks in which lesbians are hot while gays are not.
Pre-pubescent skater punk 1: ZOMG! those leziunz r soooo hot!!!1!!

Passerby: Stop being so homosexist.
by Jeff Aalms June 20, 2009
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homosexiest

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(Adj) a word used to describe the most attractive homosexual or group of homosexuals in a given area.
Oh my god you guys, my new Bi friend Link is soooo hot. He's the homosexiest person here.
by MetricSynthetica January 28, 2014
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