Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.

*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck

Holy Fuck by JessusAngel December 16, 2019

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Holy fuck

The term used by white males when they think something is funny but it’s not.

Holy fuck John just ripped his pants.

Holy fuck by Cedrick P. November 30, 2021

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holy fuck by shitstain56 February 27, 2023

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Instead of the exclamatory expression, this means a fuck or sex that is totally, royally beyond good.

I had a holy fuck last night. It was fucking epic (pun intended).

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im coming,lois, aaahh! AAAHHH!

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A phrase of exclamation; often used when a nigga sees some shit that is crazy as hell.

Bryan: “Holy Fuck!”
Tyrell: “Nigga chill out, what’s the problem?”
Bryan: “I just saw a girl wanking off!”
Tyrell: “Fuck you mean bruh?”

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That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

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