Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!
by f00dnetw0rk June 19, 2010
by 777tobi March 21, 2009
by harry flashman July 08, 2003
by NattyM January 01, 2010
HFS: An acronym standing for Holy Fucking Shit, mainly used for things that require more than just a "Fuck" or a "Shit."
by Mac-role Roll March 29, 2018
An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.
Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.
Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
by Harrypotter292949 October 17, 2011
An exclamation of awe.
Whoo-boy, yes sir, quite the riveting tale of rebellion and adventure indeed. I was on the edge of my goddamn seat I tell you what. That was some amazingly hot shit indeed, holy fuck knuckle son, I think I felt my dick move. You are clearly the greatest, baddest mother fucker to walk God's green Earth in the history of man. Four times you drove by with that horn? I am in goddamn awe. AWE I TELL YOU. Inspiring shit indeed, yes sir, there can be no question, you have really made a difference.
by beNZylpiperazine August 07, 2007