hotistics

to have chariteristics of a ho

jenae and Arianna show hotistics

by Stevo G February 4, 2008

holistic bros

Males who know, and associate with one another, and have shared more than one woman, on occasion.

Dude, he's trailing me, we're total holistic bros, sharing hole after hole, he's been with many of the same bitches as me...

by Arc Styles January 31, 2010

holistic housewife

Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"

anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food

"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"

by THE Katja February 13, 2007

holistic

Some stupid hippy bullshit.

Yo, ear candeling is straight up holistic.

by Spacker July 10, 2005

Honeystick

A sweet girl, with a great attitude and body to match, she will keep you on your toes and can get street without warning!

DAMN! that honeystick is on point.

by Bifflomax October 22, 2015

hotistic

Someone who's hot and autistic. Adopted as a slight tongue-in-cheek joke and mostly used by the autistic community.

"You can't be autistic, you don't look like it."
"It's called being hotistic, Brenda... Get with the times."

by TulipKitten July 10, 2023

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006