by Hokie Truthteller August 14, 2008
A TURKEY! As in, the turkies whose only pride is their football program, not their academics, not their basketball, not ANY other aspect... and yet, they're football program is still on the decline!
by letsgohoos May 12, 2005
Hokie means family. It represents a strong community of people that love and care for each-other. It also means watch out because you are about to get your ass kicked in football.
We are a Hokie Nation.
We are the Hokie's we will prevail.
Watch out for the Hokies, they will whoop your ass in football.
We are the Hokie's we will prevail.
Watch out for the Hokies, they will whoop your ass in football.
by Mkreid2 April 20, 2008
by mkreid2 April 09, 2008
Some silly word Virginia Tech students and faculty never shut the fuck up about because of "school spirit". Its supposed to be a reference to the Gobbler mascot, but it just looks stupid as shit when its plastered on signs, posters, and any campus promotional material all across Tech, or even worse, the fucking homework assignments. (Ex: Engineering 1225: M1 Part 2 "Learning to be a "Hokie" Engineer" .)
"Who's a hokie? I'm a hokie!!!!" screams the crowd of college students.
One guy, passing by casually chuckles,"What a hokey load of bullshit."
"Go HOKIES!!!" the crowd of football fans shouts as they stroke themselves off.
Finishes submitting application "Hey Mom, I just applied to Tech!"
"Oh, my boy's gonna be a hokie!!!"
"A fucking what?"
One guy, passing by casually chuckles,"What a hokey load of bullshit."
"Go HOKIES!!!" the crowd of football fans shouts as they stroke themselves off.
Finishes submitting application "Hey Mom, I just applied to Tech!"
"Oh, my boy's gonna be a hokie!!!"
"A fucking what?"
by Unflinching September 17, 2019
1. Cheap, fake
2. A castrated gobbler
3. A school that specializes in dog fighting, thugs, and spooning with livestock.
2. A castrated gobbler
3. A school that specializes in dog fighting, thugs, and spooning with livestock.
by TANK EARLY April 11, 2008
by Kim Johnson January 09, 2008