hoedometer

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.

One day Tila Tequila's hoedometer is gonna roll over and she'll be doing Disney specials.

by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

Hoedown

An amazing time. An epic party.

Guy #1: "Hey man, sorry I left early, how was the party?"
Guy #2: "Dude! It was hoedown! You missed out!!"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

hoedemic

Hoe•dem•ic

Noun

1. A widespread occurrence of hoes in a community at a particular.

2. An infestation of hoes.

"My girlfriend is so bothered by the hoedemic in our apartment building, She won't even let me go to the laundry room by myself!"

by I am The Doctor! July 24, 2017

Hoedown

When there are 2 or more hoes fighting each other

Ah man there’s going to be a hoedown after school, everybody’s going to be there and the main fighters are lakisha, towya, Ashley and Karen you can’t miss it

by I'm.dah.kid August 7, 2020

Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

Hoedem

The female version of a mandem, also used for teachers. Hoedem combines the words Hoe and 'Them'.

*group of teachers appears* The Hoedem is Coming! says James
*group of girls appears* Look at that hoedem says Tom

by Fuse101 January 22, 2007