Hobbit Rock

Hobbit Rock is term used to refer to late '60s and early-to-mid '70s prog rock, or most any music group that includes fantasy, fairy tale, medieval and related lyrics, imagery or sounds. Many songs and/or albums by Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, Yes, King Crimson, Rush, Gentle Giant and others. The music is characterized by rapid tempo changes, rushed flourishes, folky breaks, long solos, exuberant stage sets and costumery, and instruments such as lutes, flutes, glockenspiels, pipes and crumhorns; i.e. a perfect expression of goofy 1970s rock excesses. While technically proficient and rather endearing as a time capsule, most of the bands associated with Hobbit Rock went downhill by the 1980s and suffered from weak songwriting and regrettable production values shared by other contemporary acts, such as stereotypical '80s-era guitar and drum effects. Hobbit Rock was especially popular in Italy, and enjoyed enduring popularity with nerds and libertarians.

You hear them flutes an' sh*t? They sure play a lot of that Hobbit Rock on this station.

by Twalls March 8, 2017

Hobbitch

A short, short tempered, short sighted female with colossal thighs and a malicious, unpleasant attitude that bears a resemblance to an imaginary being with hairy feet from the lord of the ring trilogy.

Wow, that girl Grace sure is a hobbitch!

by Really_KG? May 2, 2009

hobbit cock

a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis

related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands

"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"

by sam madsen July 6, 2007

Hobbit's Leaf

A slang term referring to Cannabis commonly known as pot or weed.

"Man can I get some hobbit's leaf from you later tonight?"

by Jason Nelson April 3, 2006

hobbit bob

Misunderstood term when attempting to say "Harvard Bar" in a bad Boston accent while quoting Good Will Hunting.

You: "so this is a Haah-vahhd Bah, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall"

Friend: "Hobbit bob? What the fuck is a hobbit bob?"

by deviousrlm October 21, 2009

Hobbit Crotch

Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.

Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.

by Chikaleen March 30, 2007

Hobbit Love

An almost, but not homosexual love between two very close friends. This type of love refers to the love shared by Sam and Frodo in The Lord of the Rings series.

My friend and I went to the movies together. My friend looked embarrassed so I told everyone that we had Hobbit Love.

by commanderpoop May 18, 2009