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scrubbin' hodgies

Originated with the first Modern Warfare video game. The term "hodgies" is used to describe an enemy. Scrubbin', or Scrubbing, is used to describe the dispatching of them.
Ahhh it was a long day at work man. I think I'm going to end up at the crib, just scrubbin' hodgies
by Veniversum MGU November 8, 2010
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Hodgy

Never turns up, sounds like trying to start a petrol lawnmower up when on the bag,
Can’t understand what your saying mate you sound like a mongy Hodgy
by Mattyttttt October 30, 2019
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Doing a Hodgy

The ultimate chaos sesh: start with a weekday pint in the UK, end up waking on another continent. No plan, no logic – just pure madness turning a quiet Tuesday into intercontinental legend.

Core definition
You go out on a weekday in the UK… and wake up on a different continent.
That’s doing a hodgy.

Mythic version
To pull a hodgy: step from the pub under familiar stars, vanish through a midnight window like living lightning, breeze past casino guards like they’re nothing, claim victorious rest against a hotel door like it’s Olympus’ broken gates, cross oceans on sheer momentum alone, and return at dawn wreathed in blinding aura – a mortal who tore reality’s veil, wrestled gods, and came back transfigured, a walking legend.

God-tier checklist

Weekday spark (Tuesday best – the night that defies the universe)
Midnight vanish – no farewells, instant myth
Unstoppable casino pass – guards mistake god for man
Triumphant door-claim, sceptre raised aloft
Ocean crossed by destiny’s pull – no ticket, no map
Dawn return robed in chaos-conquering fire

Eternal whisper: “Absolute fucking legend, me’owd.”
“Was it heavy?”
“Yeah… but it wasn’t a full-on Hodgy.”

“He said one quiet pint watching the Bucks… next thing the sun rises on him in another continent. He’s done a Hodgy.”

“What counts as legendary?”
“When Tuesday’s first vessel becomes the ark that bears thee across oceans; when windows open into portals of pure myth, bouncers become forgotten echoes, and homecoming is met with the thunder of voices proclaiming thee risen, radiant, and eternal. That is Doing a Hodgy.”

"Where have you been the last week"
"I only went for a swifty in the Queens, f***ing ended up in Marrakesh"
"Sounds like a full on Hodgy"
by MarrakeshMadness February 26, 2026
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