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hockey puck 

a reall really short and really really fat dick
thAT chick took in a "pink hockeypuck".
hockey puck by allhailyogurt May 19, 2003

Hockey pucking 

The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.
Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.

hockey puck 

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals
when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks
hockey puck by curtis450 December 19, 2017

Hockey puck 

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo
Hockey puck by Aimaneh May 6, 2019

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

Brown hockey puck 

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
Brown hockey puck by cmglzr February 22, 2023