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Hockey Puck Nationalism 

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.
“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
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Hockey Puck In The Droors 

This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.
Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

ice it like a hockey puck 

Originally it was stated it the Travis Scott song “Butterfly Effect”; but through numerous people quoting it out of context because no one understood it, it has come to be a verb. Meaning to excel in anything of interest to a person, or to go to great lengths in an area
Example 1: “I’ve been iceing it like a hockey puck trying to get an A on that paper we have to write.”
Example 2: “I ice it like a hockey puck when I dress up to go out side in the winter because it is so cold”

Brown hockey puck 

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
Brown hockey puck by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Jamaican Hockey Puck 

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

Let’s make like a hockey and puck

When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”
John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…