hobbit

a small person who is of annoyance
ann: he's so annoying
sara: yea and short
ann: he's such a hobbit
by lu13 August 21, 2010
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"Yo, i wish i can chop it up wit u" "You filthy hobbit."
by Kaiaer November 28, 2006
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hobbit

person with abnormally large feet
jesus christ megan is a fucking hobbit she has feet the size of bigfoot messin with sasquatch
by jfhegfbeytfuewbtfr November 04, 2007
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hobbit

A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!

Person 2: You mean the nazi?!

Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!

Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!

Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
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you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock
My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit
by bob hastle February 20, 2005
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hobbit

a very short person, whose really loud, in love with a person that starts with a k, is not allowed to have caffine, is in love with house and "house", bowls... really bad=D and is annoying to some people...(tood and carl and paul. etc.)
by Samantha Randazzo January 20, 2009
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Hobbitism

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.
That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.
by Notintoracism December 17, 2010
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