HMB

frikin awesome definition guy that either reads the dictionary or fucks so many smart chicks that the smartness from them goes to him and therefore becomes smart

a collaquianism of a president WTF HAHAHAH

by asdf October 5, 2004

HMB

An acronym for Hug My Balls. Never used as an actual invitation or a literal action; however offered as a insult.

Man that guy in sales, yeah that guy, that dude thought he could get away with throwin' me under the bus...really, he can just HMB.

by Baldpimp January 14, 2011

HMB

Acronym for Have My Babies. You say this when you want someone really hot to get with you and "have your babies".

You're so hot...hmb please!
He is so cute...hmb boy!

by mcdicklover01 July 20, 2017

HMB

Hot
Man
Beast

Ellie: Hey, you see the guy with the pretty eyes over there?

Britt: Yeah! What an HMB!

Ellie: IKR!!!

by rawrluvmepls August 14, 2010

HMB

A popular fraternity at RIT. HMB stands for Hamartia Masta Beta.

"Yo, I'm gonna try to rush HMB, you in?"

by Cake Hamartia January 16, 2003

HMB

Hood Midget Bitches. or sometimes Hooker Midget Bitches. :

yeaa. we're in a gang, HMB baby!

by a.royster June 18, 2008

HMB

High Maintenance Bitch

a needy, clingly (stage 5) friend that needs you to be their parent and wipe their ass for them daily.

jeez... i didnt know your best friend was such an HMB.

by alsjdhalfhewof March 6, 2011