Hippopotamus

A really cool Opotamus.

Q: Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?

A: A really cool Opotamus!

Hippopotamus by Entr' Acte December 24, 2009

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Hippiepotamus

A hippiepotamus is a fat kid whos a hippie.
-OR-
A hippiepotamus is just a random stupid name you call kids with long hair (e.g. Skaters are examples of hippies. They are the worst part of the hippies... the physical assets. They lack the spiritual beliefs, but they look like hippies.)

James Douglas is a skater who has long hair. Therefore, he is a hippiepotamus.

Hippiepotamus by The Showstopper December 28, 2005

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hippopotamus doorknob

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

hippopotamus doorknob by Brolijah May 7, 2014