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hippopotamus doorknob
Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.
- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.
hippopotamus doorknob by Brolijah May 7, 2014
Hippotwatamus
Frank: That fat bitch over there is trying to cockblock me from getting with her hot friend.
Billy: Oh, that's just Lisa, being a Hippotwatamus again.
Billy: Oh, that's just Lisa, being a Hippotwatamus again.
Hippotwatamus by Jades5150 February 29, 2016
hippopotamus plunger
the act of taking a shit on your hand then making a fist and shoving it inside a guys/girls ass and thrusting it back and fourth
hippopotamus plunger by caso4show the goat master July 10, 2011
Hippotwatamus
(noun)
1) A big, gaping cockhole twat asshole vag
2) A derogative term for that person you know who is a major slut - either male or female ho bottom
1) A big, gaping cockhole twat asshole vag
2) A derogative term for that person you know who is a major slut - either male or female ho bottom
Geez, all those cracked-out, crystal-driven fuckfests with random men has really made him / her into a hippotwatamus!
Hippotwatamus by aaaangus June 18, 2009
Hippopotamus
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