hippiecrit

One who parades as a hippie for the cultural ties and glamour, but is actually employed. And often does not smell of patchouli or other herbs.

A hippiecrit is one of those people you know who can afford to buy the "eco-friendly" brands of everything now being pumped into the market by capitalists parading as socialists (new term soon to follow.)

by Arrowgeune May 13, 2009

hippiecrit

either one who badmouths hippies but displays many notably hippie-esque qualities, or one who claims to be a hippie, but either eats meat, supports war, or bathes.

"That guy is such a hippiecrit. He claims to be a hippie, but look at that steak he's chowing!"

by baylee August 27, 2005

hippiecrit

one who calls themselves a hippie, but is really a poser and a conformist like everyone else.

"man that girl is a hippiecrit, she wears tie-dye underneath his holister jacket and lucky jeans."

by Sergi December 26, 2008

hippiecrit

The hippiecrit has lots of kids and tries to avoid "The system", and demands a "Vegan meal" at gatherings, but has been spotted enjoying a fast food burger out of town. S/he has no visible means of income but flies to Bali for the winter after receiving proceeds as a "provider" in the medical marijuana program. This person often drives a 1970's dented smog spewing car while espousing how we all need to "reduce our carbon footprint". Often can be found playing bluegrass music with a fifth of hard liquor at hand while howling at the moon....Beware-it may be catching.

If eating Tempeh, drinking Absinthe and playing Bill Monroe makes sense you might be a hippiecrit...

by bigfoot faithful April 5, 2008

Hippiecrite

A hippie who is a hypocrite. Baby boomer who used to be a hippie who was skeptical of big government, three letter agencies and big business, but now as grown ups, they eagerly embrace the things they were so skeptical of.

I saw my old hippie buddies Joan and Bob the other day. She's an exec at a big bank and he works for big pharma. They're total hippiecrites.

by MuscleTeeth February 9, 2022

hippiecrit

A former hippie who gave up the lifestyle and everything he or she once stood for. They are likely to bee seen working for "the man."

1. Bob spent the summer of love in San Fran, but now he sells insurance. Bob is a hippiecrit.

by The JVL April 12, 2007

hippiecrite

like a hypocrite. someone who talks all cool like they won't judge you and stuff but does, or says they smoke and don't, or vice versa. basically a fuckface.

"john is such a fucking hippiecrite. he's always on everyone not to smoke but i found like 30 roaches in his drawer."

by lauren August 30, 2003