hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

by Neologician November 14, 2012

Hippycrite

One who claims to be of the hippy culture but doesn't live up to his or her proclaimed status. Usually found in rural college towns and places that have a "hip" hippy culture. Generally asimilates themselves with real hippys because it's "cool" at the time.

Al was just with us at the global warming march last week, why is he driving that Hummer now? He's such a hippycrite!

by RJ_Singleton June 13, 2007

Hippiecrit

A child of the 1960's who believes in the minimalist lifestyle but still wants all of their modern conveniences.

A hippiecrit parked his Hummer with a peace symbol on the rear bumper at the clubhouse of a gated community for an NRA meeting.

by 1Viking April 13, 2009

hippocrite

A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.

Wow she's such a hippocrite. She tells us to eat ourselves but she never does it!

by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005

hippiecrit

One who dresses, acts, smells and lives like a hippie. Telling other people how they need to change their ways because of what they are doing to the planet, animals, other human beings or some other cause while being easily offended. In the meantime they do not live according to their beliefs or contribute to the same things they claim you are doing wrong.

Bob tells me i shouldn't eat meat or drink milk because they are bad for me and animals suffer because of my actions. In the mean time he wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes and pot. He is such a hippiecrit!

by Somewhere in Michigan August 17, 2007

Hippiefried

to have become fried from living the hippie lifestyle.

I told you not to ask him for directions he's hippiefried.

by Tie-Dye Dave September 26, 2010

Hippycrite

Any person who is "all" for the environment and green movement while driving a hummer, having campfires, eating meat, wearing leather, and just making lots of pollution.

Al Gore is all for a "green world" yet he has a huge house, a huge suv, and is totally fat. He is a big fat hippycrite.

by thefifinator August 20, 2010