hippiecrite

a person who is a wannabe hippie and is a hypocrite.
"Say Joe, did you talk to Russel today?"
"Yeah Bill, he was being a damn hippiecrite today. He kept saying he was growing out his beard and won't use toilet paper anymore because trees are used to make it. But, I saw him stealing several rolls out of the corporate john!'
by AhMyGoddess June 19, 2005
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Hippiecrite

A person who takes on all the outward and social aspects of Hippiedom, without ascribing to core values in any true sense
Clara hangs out with longhairs and smokes weed , but she drives a hummer and only drinks StarBucks. She is such a hippiecrite
by digglar September 17, 2008
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Hippiecrite

A person who preaches about conserving natural resources but drives a gas-guzzling car, takes 20 minute showers and leaves the lights pn when they leave their house.
by s p a c e d o u t September 15, 2014
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Hippiecrite

Person of "hippie" culture who eats and lives all natural and judges others for eating junk food, but buys Molly and coke from the random, sweaty guy at the club
He's such a hippiecrite, he talks shit about Cheetos but just bought some sketchy Molly from some dude in the bathroom
by Johny's Tsunami October 24, 2015
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Hippiecrite

A hippie who is a hypocrite. Baby boomer who used to be a hippie who was skeptical of big government, three letter agencies and big business, but now as grown ups, they eagerly embrace the things they were so skeptical of.
I saw my old hippie buddies Joan and Bob the other day. She's an exec at a big bank and he works for big pharma. They're total hippiecrites.
by MuscleTeeth February 09, 2022
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hippiecritical

Adj. Being a hippy and acting in ways that contradict the beliefs you preach.

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Kimberly showed she was a real hippiecrite when she tossed her Juul pods in the ocean in an act of protest.

August's friends told him he was being hippiecritical for not recycling his hemp water bottle.
by CoconutWood August 07, 2020
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hippiecrite

like a hypocrite. someone who talks all cool like they won't judge you and stuff but does, or says they smoke and don't, or vice versa. basically a fuckface.
"john is such a fucking hippiecrite. he's always on everyone not to smoke but i found like 30 roaches in his drawer."
by lauren August 31, 2003
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