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higlety piglety

A mess which take a very long time to sort out!
All my work is higlety piglety
by Dan Fitchew June 3, 2007
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Hiplets

refers to a group of three hipsters living in Los Angeles who operate an underground prostitution business, catering to the profoundly old and slow. their menu of options for clients is rumored to be Hemingway-esque in length and style and includes acts such as the "Gassy Turtle" and the "Naughty Nub Rub".

In addition to their specialization in geriatric pleasure, the Hiplets are also a singing group. they sing bizarre and unnecessary a capella arrangements of R&B songs, and they are always ALWAYS drunk. whiskey drunk. They drink George Dickel Tennessee whiskey.

the hiplets are in the employment of Whiskey Houston. Whiskey is their mentor, their muse, their pimp, and their manager. She is the boss, and they do as she says.
"Childbirth was very painful and long because she was birthing Hiplets."
by i'msoscared October 10, 2011
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highet

An old Scottish hag that is very interested in voodoo and ancient history. Highets hand out biscuits to children to lure them into their domain and force them to learn about the Cold War. Highets have white hair and unfashionable shoe style.
Lizzy: EW why are you taking history for your GCSE?
Ant: A highet lured me in
by Classicou August 25, 2013
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huglet

when you hug a person with one arm...not both. just one.
girl: hey toni! *give huglet*
by bella is a pirate June 22, 2007
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hiplets

The lateral protrusions of a girl's hips that are out of proportion with her legs and ass. In particular, these features are obvious in tight jeans or a G-string.
No, I mean the stripper with the flat ass and those hiplets rubbing together as she stumbled around in those stilettos.
by P-kiddy January 12, 2010
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Higley High

It is one of the most desolate schools in America. It makes Baghdad High look like a palace. Everyone here is either a rancher or a mormon. Although it is completely in the middle of cow farms, they have some good teachers here. But for safety reasons we must not include names. We have a slutty volleyball team, and an all jewish golfing team. our baseball team is full of italians and mexicans, and one irish. Our choir teacher fuxz0red a student on his deskz0r and hes in jail. shes titty feeding the kids now. Higley High 06 niggas.
im graduating from Higley soon, fucking rockz0rs. I want to be a CHOIR TEACHER MI SELF ONE DAY.
by Spam Buster April 1, 2005
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Hignett Suprise

This is a common strategy used by child molesters throughout the western hemisphere. This is when one roams parties scouting for young intoxicated females. The prey (the females) usually are completely passed out throughout this event and will have no recollection whatsoever. The Hignett (the sexual predator) will then violate the prey in numerous unorthodox activities until his molesting session is unbosomed. Once discovered, the Hignett then denies all activities that occurred that night and uses the excuse of being completely intoxicated (when he never took a sip of alcohol). At times the victim does awake, and the Hignett will flee from fear of being sued for the acts of the Hignett Suprise .
That Hignett gave her the Hignett Suprise.
by Jason Hignett May 14, 2005
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