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Armless Hitch Hiker

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
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Vinnie hacker

The hottest man aka dreams husband
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hickenloop

verb - To viewing pornography with a relative from an older generation. From the former Colorado Governor, John Hickenlooper, a 2020 Democratic presidential candidate, who said that he once watched an X-rated film with his mother.
Kimberly said he watched a porno with her grandmother. "Gross," said Shirley. "I would be so uncomfortable hickenlooping. I don't care if it's with a man or a woman." Brenda responded, "I think there's something wrong with you if you're a hickenlooper."
by tim-the-dolphin July 10, 2022
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Earl Hickey Moment

Reference to the NBC show "My Name is Earl "

The main character Earl Hickey has a habit of blinking in all photos. He appears in every photo with his eyes closed.

When A person Blinks as a photo is being taken / has their eyes closed in a photo - this is an Earl Hickey Moment.
Cashier : " May I see your Drivers License?"

Customer : " Oh, it's a horrible picture , I had an Earl Hickey moment."
by TheGeneralissimo December 24, 2009
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Vinnie Hacker

The hottest person on tik tok. He's a skater boy with hot friends.
by monkeypott September 15, 2020
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