This can be used to define times when a guy does something that requires a great deal of nerve and skill, but he is truly lacking in skill and ends up hurt, humiliated, and/or dead. Alcohol is considered the main accelerant to this condition.
Roz looked down from the 58 foot cliff that overlooked the shallow, rock-filled lagoon. While diving to his imminent death, he knew that his balls were bigger than his brain.
by von groovy September 6, 2017
Get the his balls were bigger than his brainmug. "tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
Get the tie the white boy down and shock his ballsmug. A lyrics from the song "hard on" sus version of stay calm and also something you can say to you're buddy when you see a guy with a very large penis
Friend:Yo bro look at that guy through his pants I see his balls!
Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
by Mr.ivan February 24, 2022
Get the through his pants i see his ballsmug. the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
by royceda20 May 3, 2009
Get the the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two ballsmug. A term used to describe a woman consenually having sex with a man. When a woman is having sex with a man and her vaginal fluid or orgasm gets on his testicles and the motion of the sex act acts as a polisher or buffer to his balls.
She waxed his balls!
She has been waxing his balls.
He's getting his balls waxed by her.
He has been getting his balls waxed by her.
She has been waxing his balls.
He's getting his balls waxed by her.
He has been getting his balls waxed by her.
by FionaAnn5 August 2, 2025
Get the Waxed his ballsmug. I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking
by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025
Get the Painting his ballsmug. Absolutely roughing up a crocker in his shimmy windle
Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM
Usually takes place between midnight and 1:06AM
by Scrotchular January 30, 2023
Get the I Broke His Balls In The Sewage Townmug.