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his balls were bigger than his brain

This can be used to define times when a guy does something that requires a great deal of nerve and skill, but he is truly lacking in skill and ends up hurt, humiliated, and/or dead. Alcohol is considered the main accelerant to this condition.
Roz looked down from the 58 foot cliff that overlooked the shallow, rock-filled lagoon. While diving to his imminent death, he knew that his balls were bigger than his brain.
by von groovy September 6, 2017
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tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
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through his pants i see his balls

A lyrics from the song "hard on" sus version of stay calm and also something you can say to you're buddy when you see a guy with a very large penis
Friend:Yo bro look at that guy through his pants I see his balls!

Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
by Mr.ivan February 24, 2022
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the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...
by royceda20 May 3, 2009
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Gong his balls

If you want the boss to fund the annual retreat you've really got to gong his balls!
by Mr.AAA February 17, 2010
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Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up
Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!
by KynanT January 28, 2019
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Painting his balls

The act of squirting while he's balls deep and covering his balls with squirt
I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking
by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025
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