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Hermononucleosis

A disease which causes you to become Hermione Granger (Herman, Hermanana, Hermiongle boingle boingle, Hermanmonster)
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have Hermononucleosis.
Patient: Hermononucleosis? What's that?
Doctor: Well, the symptoms are very complicated, but basically it turns you into a frumpy, ugly little girl who has no friends and carries around enormous books, and you lose your popularity and your ability to draw.
Patient: Is it deadly?
Doctor: Not by itself, no. But the isolation and endless teasing may provoke suicide. And, unfortunately, we have not yet found a cure.
by StarkidPotterhead October 1, 2012
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Zach Herron

Zach if u ever see this follow me on insta @loviinherron (fan account)
Zach Herron is an amazing guy he is super funny and has an amazing voice, he’s super cute, and makes me smile all the time, About 2 years ago I remember seeing a video of him singing stitches my Shawn Mendes and that’s when I feel in love with him and his voice
by Loviinherron May 23, 2018
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the man that broke my standards. i'll never be able to love anyone because 1. i am in love with will herondale. 2. the only person i think and talk about is will herondale
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me: "i'll try to be brief: 1/500"
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Zach Herron

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Zach Herron

Zach Herron is a whole snack that can ask @herron.skrt on Instagram to marry her anyway of the week. He is sweEt, go0Fy and sex1 and that’s the tea sisters.
Omg is that Zach Herron, @herron.skrts boy over there!

Omg it is what a lucky hOe
by Herron.skrt October 22, 2018
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Heavon

Heavon is the ghetto area of Heaven.
Johnny was a bad kid, but not so bad to warrant Hell, so he ended up in Heavon.
by JoelBond January 16, 2013
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Zach herron

Zach is an adorable loving person. He may be stupid but he means the world. He may wear mismatched vans but who cares he is a nice, kind, loving, caring person. He's not afraid to show who he is. He's fearless. He's in a boyband. He came along way with 4 other people aka why don't we there all amazing and I will stan them and I'm pretty sure you will too. Zach's been through so much but he manages to keep his happiness with him at all times.
Zach herron is a ray of sunshine
by Zachy_4lyfe February 8, 2019
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