Carefully, he's a hero...

How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.

Mom: Tells dad to check on you

Dad: Walks in mid fap

Me: Please dad don't tell mom

Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine

Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...

by Definer Andy August 31, 2019

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 7, 2008

guitar hero syndrome

The technical term for a widespread condtiton resulting from playing Guitar Hero for too long. Symptoms include believing one is seeing furniture and TV screens grow, which results from the constant up and down motion one's eyes make when following notes on the screen. Less scientifically known as Guitar Hero tripping.

"Woah, dude, it looks like that bookcase over there is growing..."
"No, man, you've just got a serious case of Guitar Hero Syndrome. Why don't you stop playing that damn thing and go get some sunlight."

by Torby December 26, 2008

guitar hero studying

This is the phenomenon when you go to study for a test and you end up playing guitar hero. the next day during the test, the bubble sheet appears like guitar hero notes.

dude i went to her house to get ready for midterms and we ended up guitar hero studying.

by brett LLLLLLLL January 22, 2008

Hero Squad

Fictitious branch of the army, of which men who still live with their mother are able to be a part of. Before accepted into this branch of the army you must first be awarded your stuffed seal for marksmanship and stuffed gorilla for sand-racing.

Buster: I'm not a coward, would a coward have this!

Lucille: Whats that?

Buster: They're awards mother... this one is for marksmanship, and this one, sand-racing... and tomorrow they're putting me in something called: "HERO SQUAD!"

by 1stSinth May 5, 2010

Hero Status

When you or a friend be getting everyone of the opposite sex attracted and sprung. It's usually more of a term for guys, but women can be hero status as well. A stronger term for the word would be Superhero status

Kris: Look at you with all your women. You ain't even doing anything, they just coming to you!
Darrien: Yeah I don't know man, just keeping it hero status!

by Kris Savvy August 26, 2009

Hero Syndrome

When someone create a problem in order to solve and look like a hero to everyone.

Mr John saved everyone from the fire that was started from his ciggerete. He suffers from Hero Syndrome

by WhatSchoolDoesn'tTeachYou June 1, 2018