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Hebrew Rebrew

The act of running a second pot of coffee through used coffee grounds in an effort to be frugal. Also: Jew-brew
I've been known to hebrew rebrew a pot of joe when times get rough, but under no circumstances is it acceptable to go for a Hebrew Threebrew.
by rumham October 6, 2011
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Hebrew Hammer

The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.

-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
Woah! Look ladies it's the Hebrew Hammer.

Hey whats up Hebrew Hammer?!
by TheHEBREWhammerHimself February 13, 2013
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Hebrew

The language of Israel and the Bible. Often studied by Jews, Yahwists, and Christian clergy.
To see the Hebrew alphabet, look up PSALM 119 in your Bible!
by Hebrew Sumbeer May 7, 2009
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Hebrew

Fact: There are almost no curses in the Hebrew language. Most of the words considered to be curses actually have a clean definition, The rest aren't Hebrew at all.
These words are not curses - Zona, Zevel, Kelev, Metumtam, Zayin, Mizdayen, Hamor, Mefager, Dafook, Motzetz, Tola'at, Kooshi, Akoom.

These words are not Hebrew - Hara, Idiot, Shmok, Debil, Otist, Homo, Tzitzim, Koos, Ina'al, Defekt, Shit, Blat.
by \m/ October 20, 2006
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Hebrew Ulpan

n. 1.An intensive language immersion program primarily offered in Israel.
2.A torture device for those hopelessly inept at learning new languages in which a native Israeli talks at you loudly and quickly for five to eight weeks, five hours a day.
3.A poorly thought out decision, immediately regreted
"Dude, I thought I was going to kill myself today during Hebrew Ulpan."
by Rachel Berman August 22, 2005
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Hebrew

1. Ethnic reference, a descendant of Abraham. Often confused with Ethnic Semite (descendant of Shem), Ethnic Israelite (descendant of Jacob-Israel), and/or Ethnic Jew (descendant of Judah). These terms are somewhat but not always synonymous. IE, the chronolgical genealogical order is: Shem/Semite > Abraham/Hebrew > Israel/Israelite > Judah/Jew.

2. Jews trace ancestory through the mother only. Hebrews trace ancestory through either parent.

3. Spiritual Hebrews (or Israelites) are people who worship Yahweh, eat kosher, and observe the Biblical holy days of Leviticus 23. May or may not be Jews. May or may not be Christians.
1. I'm Hebrew; I'm a descendant of Abraham. Jews are descendants of Judah. All Jews are Hebrew, but not all Hebrews are Jews.

2. I know my mom isn't Jewish, but my dad is. Besides I never said I was Jewish, I'm Hebrew.

3. I don't work on Saturday; I'm Hebrew.
by Rabbi Shlomoh Geffen May 25, 2006
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hebrewphile

Someone who is attracted to Jewish (Hebrew) people
John: "Hey did you hear about how Hannah is in love with that Goldberg guy?"

Alexis: "yeah, she's such a hebrewphile"
by Athenian April 21, 2008
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