The Heisman

You and your woman are laying down (Like Spooning) and you have your right elbow on the mattress and right hand pressed against the side of your head and your left arm is sticking out….like the HEISMAN! AS YOU TEAR UP DAT AZZ

I picked up this chick last night and tore her ass up with the Heisman.

by B-da-UNIT September 13, 2007

the heisman

a sex move for a MMF threesome, one guy is getting fellatio while the other is fucking her doggy style, when the guy on his knees stiff arms the back of the girls head onto the other guys dick, while at the same time chugging a beer

"Dude we totally should give her the heisman tonight"

"I'm down, be sure we have the beer for it though"

by tuckernuts January 08, 2010

Heisman

V. To hit or tackle someone to the ground in such a manner of a person who has won a Heisman trophy would.

N. A laudable hit or take

"Did you see that fight last week? Because Matt freaking Heismaned Steve right to the ground, It was sick!!!"

by thewisearmenian October 03, 2009

Dirty Heisman

A certain posture one undertakes when trying to visualize one's anal region in a wall mounted mirror. One arm outstretched for balance, the other spreading one butt cheek from behind, with one leg drawn up slightly to facilitate said exposure of the anus.

This posture is disturbingly similar to the football players pose on the famous american football Heisman Trophy.

Made famous on the KLBJ-FM Dudley and Bob show. They deserve all the credit. Austin, TX

I was trying to check out my 'roids in the mirror and my girlfriend caught me doing the Dirty Heisman.

by Dragon Lady (hell yeah!) December 24, 2005

give the heisman

To distance yourself from someone or something like the dude on the Heisman trophy giving a stiff-arm to defenders.

His girlfriend cheated on him so he gave her the heisman.

A: Are you still smoking?
B: Naw I gave it the heisman.

by uniqueacctid December 17, 2003

Heisman Trophy

An award given to the best all-around division 1A college football player every season.

The recent Heisman Trophy winners.

2006- Reggie Bush
2005- Matt Leinart
2004- Carson Palmer

by Snick and Fsquirrel May 30, 2006

Ghetto Heisman

To avoid and or push someone away you're not interested in.

I gave her the ghetto Heisman after we hooked up but she keeps calling me wanting to hook up again.

by Tbro71 July 16, 2018