hefty wanker

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.

I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.

by ButterboyOG August 22, 2015

hefty honey

A voluptuous curvy fat woman who attracts chubby chasers.

I like to find me some hefty honeys that make a fried chicken so good it'll make you slap yo mama!

by PWizard April 11, 2015

hefty hogs

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.

Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017

hefty ransom

An adjective or noun for fucking anything

Your mom got quite a hefty ransom off me last night

by Xcubecolt January 26, 2017

hefty bitch

A very large female

I love ur bird simon, she is a hefty bitch , she is so fat

by mitch00uk April 18, 2015

hefty piece

a fat girl

did you see that girl that ....... fucked the other night? she was a right hefty piece

by therealsparkneon July 22, 2010

Hefty Gnar

Gnar to an obscene extent, ie.

1. One of the coolest things you've ever seen.

2. One of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.

3. In describing surf/snowboard/skate terrain/conditions, incredibly good.

1. Bro, did you see that Maserati? Hefty gnar.

2. This fat chick was puking everywhere at that party, so hefty gnar.

3. We just got back from a dope session at Lower Trestles, surf was hefty gnar!

by Midnight_Toker February 13, 2009