Hearse Race

An election or succession of governmental leadership where all candidates are of extreme age, leading the question to be not of their quality but of how long they have left to live.

The end-times of the Soviet Union saw a Hearse Race within Soviet Leadership.

by Definitely_Not_A_Book_Reader June 7, 2025

Dutch Hearse

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.

We bought cigars and broke into his car and used it as a Dutch Hearse.

by RageFang May 10, 2018