Music Hoarder

a person who downloads every song from every artist he or she hears. Usually, they are loaded with several thousand gigabytes of high quality music downloaded off of torrent sites. Music hoarders will listen to the radio to keep up with the latest artists/songs and will even listen to pandora for the whole day in order to absorb as much new music as possible. They do not have a particular favorite type of music and will download almost anything that has any musical relevance. Music hoarders do NOT listen to ALL of their music. They only listen to about 1%-5% of their whole music collection.

Guy 1: dude have you heard that new song by lady gaga?
Guy 2: which one?
Guy 1: i think it's called judas
Guy 2: *searches on his iTunes library* oh yeah it's right here
Guy1: you had it and you didn't even know you had it?
Guy 2: yeah.. i have over 5,000 gigs of music..
Guy1: YOU MUSIC HOARDER!!

by muse-sick June 3, 2011

memory hoarder

when one hoards/keeps unnecessary things just for its nostalgic purpose.

Bill: Really John, you kept a homework assignment from the 5th grade? Get a life, you're 35 you memory hoarder!

by wordman234 May 25, 2011

took a header

Slipped and fell.

I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.

by Darnoc October 12, 2013

Harder, daddy

A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.

A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.

by SheevTheSenate66 October 30, 2021

people hoarder

A person who maintains relationships with shitty people for the sake of keeping around as many people as possible.

Mike, why do you hang out with people you don't like??
Sorry Lyn, I'm a people hoarder!

by mvolfman October 4, 2010

harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.

That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."

by Chris4444 January 9, 2012

picture hoarder

One who enjoys taking picture of ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, whether it's of themselves, food, places, other people, make up, eyes, toes, objects, clothes, nature, etc. These people don't always like the pictures they take and won't always put them out on a social network to be seen by everyone, but they will keep them anyway for long periods of time simply for the memories. No matter how many pictures they take, they still feel empty.There are never enough pictures.

"Man, Emily is a picture hoarder. She has 1,790 pictures in her phone and refuses to get rid of any. Even the pictures of the ant she took last year!"

by That Cute Person November 16, 2013