monkey's headbutt

When one unsheathes one's erect male member, and whips it forward, with the intention of striking a blow on the victim's forehead with the engorged bell-end.
"Listen love, tuck it in or I'll give you a right ol' monkey's headbutt"
by Davian Dent October 13, 2015
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weiner-headbutt

The act of hitting someone's weiner in a forceful manner with ones head.
Watch out he has a strong weiner-headbutt!
by Dixy Normis May 08, 2008
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headbutt

kamia the headbutt bitch
kamia almost headbutted me to death today!
by sob January 03, 2005
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Fridge Headbutter

A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.
Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!

Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!

Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.
by Kingmaster007 August 17, 2011
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Rhino Headbutt

When a kid in the 5th grade wearing a ridiculously stupid bike helmet bends down, points the top of his head at a random person, shuffles towards them with his arms out like he's about to fight them, and shouts the fact that he possesses something to the extent of "rhino headbutt." This has occurred once, at a block party on the East Coast, and hopefully will never repeat itself.
Nova: "Johnny, what are you doing with that bike helmet?"
Johnny: "I HAVE RHINO HEADBUTT!!"
by Beaver_syrup October 22, 2017
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georgia headbutt

When you ejaculate on someones forehead and proceed to headbuttthem while screaming "ooga booga" then walk away.
Chelsea why do you have a big bump on your head? Well brad got mad at me yesterday and gave me the Georgia headbutt.
by Book reading wanker March 08, 2018
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Headbutt-asaurus

Headbutt-asaurus also known as "big ass head" not havingsecond much brain,or alot of space around the small brain.Very Ugly in appearance. Also know to been hit with an Ugly Stick repeatedly. Also known to inflict pain or death by way of headbutting its prey. Headbutt-asaurus may have small feet with large hands, can be female or male or both. They also eat many Burritos & drink lots of coffee. Also tend to write on whatever whenever.
ME-"oh no! here comes a Headbutt-asaurus"!
Headbutt-asaurus (female version) ra ra ra rew!! (in manly voice)
by fknblown August 19, 2011
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