pulling the head off it

the act of masturbation (male).

Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold
Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the head off it

by jed mitchell April 27, 2007

Pulling The Head Off

To have an aggressive wank, or to get a hand-job off an angry girl.

"Yeah, last night I went home and was so frustrated I ended up pulling the head off it"

"Man, Kelly was so annoyed with me but we had angry sex and she nearly ended up pulling the head off it!"

by _TryCatch September 16, 2014

I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat

robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*

by fuck off m8 ya scrub July 11, 2018

cut your head off

An insult used in New Zealand and Austraila. Apparently telling one to cut one's head off is a bigger shot to the balls than calling one a bugger.

American: Might as well cut your head off
Aussi: What did you just say ta me?
*Ameircan has his arse handed to him.*

by Ja Jackson August 13, 2005

warp yer head off hold

Phrase used to describe A punch. This was annoying cackled by awful pro wrestling commentator Big Jim Hess , who had no clue how to be A wrestling commentator. He would say this anytime A wrestler threw A punch. Thankfully , the great Ron Fuller fired him, when he purchased the promotion.

Here goes Ron Fuller with another " warp yer head off hold ."

by Badstreet,USA May 1, 2019

chop your head off

is what im going to do if u fuck with me and piss me off

by SlasheR September 27, 2003

tear its head off

a term for an extended stint of vigorous and thorough masturbation by which it appears to anyone watching as though you were trying to tug the glans of your cock off.

a similar sort of effect to the phrase "Choking the chicken"

you seen jake around latley?

nah, I heard his dad walked in on him the other day, caught him -going at it- big time, he wasn't too happy, said he yelled at him "you'll tear its head off if you keep going like that!"

by Hidamari November 8, 2011