David Hasselhoff

A mercurial figure that has been seen singing and driving K.I.T.T. He is reputed to have supernatural powers and to have sold his soul to the devil. Future German Chancellor.

Ich ging zur Bierhalle und ich sah, daß David Hasselhoff Tragen auf der Hauptstraße lederhosen, also ich nach Hause ging und berührte mich. Deutschliebe David Hasselhoff.

by Teflon April 11, 2006

hasselhoffowned

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

by Hue Jass March 11, 2005

Fuck off, Hasselhoff!

Angry rejection of a statement, suggestion or request.

Doug: Can I have one of your Schnitzels?
Alex: Fuck off, Hasselhoff! You must get your own.

by MrFurius May 6, 2010

hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff

"Hey, check out that girl on the street, she's unbelievable, she's freaking hasselhot"

by Bob Swarley March 23, 2008

hasselhoffin

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food

I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.

by sphibcter x May 12, 2009

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

Hasselbitch

Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.

Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.

The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...

When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.

by anti lizzie June 30, 2010