harambe

My best friend. Some idiot was blind and didnt see their stupid kid go into his cage. Harambe was trying to carry the kid out of the cage but dummies killed him and now he lives too far away now in heaven. He was my bae and now he's gone!!! It's over isn't it, why can't I move on...
He will come back and haunt the stupid parents, the kid, and his killers, he will represent the code of harambe, an eye for an eye, because he will kill them too and send them to hell. He will reside in the afterlife where I will see him again 100 years later because I too will become a legend.
1 like=1,000,000 prayers

I remember harambe, do you?

by John the addictive October 11, 2016

Boko Harambe

A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.

Lad: "Do you remember Boko Harambe?"
Me: "Yes. An innocent slaughtered by the devil's child!"

by SliceofJesus December 10, 2016

harambe

Dead.

I was at home eating dorito when phone ring

"Harambe is kil"

"no."

by schlingschlonhg January 8, 2020

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Harambe

A beautiful gorilla, brutally shot in the head for trying to be his fucking self.

#Why Harambe

by Spongebob the annoying fuck September 13, 2016

harambe

King of the Gorillas, who was brutally killed for dragging around some little shit that fell into his enclosure.
R.I.P

#dicksoutforharambe

by Kingharambe July 31, 2016

Self-Harm

Self harm is the worst way to cope with your problems. A little bit of background info on what it is, its a form of coping/therapy to people who clearly have a hard time. I hate it when people assume that its for attention and they think its funny to call someone barley hanging on to life "emo" or "attention seeker". I know this because I am in that current state. I shouldn't be doing something so horrible to myself but its a addiction that progresses and get worse as you keep doing it. I am making this due to my own actions and my friends actions, it hurts me to see people turn out like me especially at my age. Self harm is a way of hurting yourself because you think you deserve it (In my own experience that's how I felt). And the horrible people who think its funny to see someone in pure pain can all go to hell. Self harm is so bad for your health and it puts you in the dark state i'm in, its a path I want nobody to go through. And the people who purposely hurt themselves for attention, I hope they are miserable. Self harm hurts so bad mentally and psychically. People think self harming is attention seeking and it hurts because nobody really understands till they end up in the same state of the person. To anyone thinking about self harm, please don't..Its a addiction that doesn't stop when it starts, Please find someone to talk to and take care of yourself. Drink some water and please stay safe <3

"Hey _____ likes self-harm what a fucking emo haha!"

"You sick fucking bastard don't speak to me again."

by I love alex <3 March 23, 2022