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hanging wedgie

When a jerk/"cool" kid picks you up by your briefs and hangs you onto something such as a bed post, shower head etc.
A true story:
One day I was walking home last year at the age of about 19 (a few days after finishing college) when I managed to piss off a jock who was hanging out with his girlfriend. He chased for a few miles before rugby tackling me to a floor and dragging me to a street corner where we wrestled constantly for severals hours. In the fight, he ripped most of my clothing and I was only lying with a small rag on myself. There, he found a huge nail sticking out of one of the walls where he hung me by my underwear and gave me a hanging wedgie. The next day, he came over with some other friends and they ball tapped me and pissed on me. This happened every day for about 2 weeks. One day, his friends came with him and ball tapped me, pissed on me and ripped off my clothes. Soon, I was near naked. They decided to have a wrestling match between me and the jock to see who would win. I had practically no clothes on other than ripped briefs and some scrags I could call pants. I hadn't even been fed, so I could barely fight. He ended up winning after tackling me, giving me a boogie before stomping on my ballsack. I was crippled and bending over, and this contest continued once every other week for a few months until one day the underwear ripped and I managed to run. That was 4 years ago, and I just finished university last month.
by That_Guy_WHO_ROCKS November 26, 2013
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when somone grabs you by the breifs pulls it up putts it veryyyy high on a tree or somthin else.
at the age of 12 i was going home when 8 girls came up (i couldent resit cause there was 8) to me and put my breifs by the fence and took away the stool to get me up and took my close exept tighty wigtys i was left there for maby 4 hours and i couldent get down because when i tried to pull it down i coudent if you got one youd know and later they came back and poured chile suase all over me later they came back with 3 leters of water and forecd me to drink it but not all at once!. 9.PM.. it ripped and i fell on my ass and the rip was down the fece hole i was sitting i needed to rip the waist band i miss my tighty wigtheys :( hanging wedgie.
by jonbn December 12, 2010
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i was wearing tighty wightys as usual. i was in changing. i was in whight strong strechy breifs. then girls jumed over my locker room and took me to the ground i did not see them.., dragd me to the school flagpole (after they put my underwaer over my head) and and hung me up there naked tighty wightys only. i peed every 10 seconds! bags of ice wear superglued yo my underwaer and the 7 girls shoted and wooted. after the next day i hardly got ANY sleep cause i was peeing and pooping for a while. they only fed crackersevryone saw and took picters.i cried. my tighty wightys wear oner my head on the flagpole they made me feel sick by raising the flagpole and lowering it,up and down up and down...i woke up in the wedgie (in my super wet breifs) i was being lowerd (it was dark so i did not know who it was) and a lowerd to the end of the flagpole. it was my litle brother who is 10 and im 13 and he un hooked me. i gave him 100 dollers i was saving but i was in that wedgie for 3 days so he deserved it and i moved school.hanging wedgie. this is true.the trueist out of UD
by adamloof841 June 1, 2011
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When people grab your breifs and hang you with it.
I wanted to hang wedgie myself. i hung it on a tree. and it streted reallllllllyyyy far! and i was stuck. then some girls came and took off my jeans,and shirt and left me with my breifs then came back with toothpast and poord it in the front. then chile sause, then two spiders porred them all in including the back. i was left there for more then one day.... someone found me. it sucked...... hanging wedgie.
by iwasleft...123 January 27, 2011
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when a victms underwere is pulled as high as they can go and hung up by something high like a tree,coat hanger,ect.
one time i was over at my friends house and she lives right next to my crush . so we were doing a wedgie war and she gave my a wedgie so bad i couldn't talk or move and she hung me from a tree in front of my crushes house i was soooooo embarest because SHE JUST GAVE ME A HANGING WEDGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by faydraawesome December 17, 2016
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when some one hangs you by you underwear with no way of holding on to some thing with your feet
one day when i was in 6th grade i decided to go to the forest during summer i wore breifs back then and two pair extra extra large incase i got a wedgie and good thing to cause two guys jumped me one picked me up by my underwear and put some pine cones in there and then they took some rope and hung me right in the middle of the soccer post for three hours after that they made me call home and tell them i was going to be gone for a few days nobody cared i was open game after that they put me on a tree while that time atleast six bystanders passed by and didn't even help a few even made it worse by putting pine cones in there after that they let me go at least i thought but as ounce as i got five feet i was actully begging to be put back in a wedgie so they put me on a teather ball pole but i coudn't get down cause they putt me in these like 8 in boots but after a janitor tried to help get me down he just took the boots off i was kinda glad to see the guys come back and give me food but then i had to sleep in a hanging wedgie i didn't care at alll all they really did was give me a hanging wedgie all day for the next 2 days i got 100% alchlohol put in my pants some people tryed helping but i didn't want to get out of the wedgie i wanted to stay in it the hole time even though i pissed my breifs like a hole lot and my underwear was way over my head i actully like it
by Wedgie Lad 50708 November 14, 2010
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A wedgie where you have to hang your vicyum from a high place or just hang him!
Bobby(my rival) anoued me soooooooooooooooooooo much i hung his whiytighies on a coat hanger and everyone was yelling Hanging wedgie hanging wedgie!
by cooldude1 July 6, 2007
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