spanish handjob 

when a woman gives a man a handjob whilst putting his dick in her titties

Last night your sister gave me a spanish handjob.
Whats that?
Its when a girl puts your dick in her titties whilst giving you a handjob.

spanish handjob by tinkabilly April 18, 2015

Self Handjob 

A form of masturbation. Also known as a SHJ.

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.

Self Handjob by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013

silky handjob 

When a handjob is given with a hand(s) that is resembling silk, especially in being soft, fine, and lustrous. Often lubricant is used to achieve the silky sensation for the male. Considered to to be a premium handjob since there is low risk of chafing or penial discomfort that may occur with a more common dry handjob.

Since they couldn't have sex, Tamara decided to spring for some water based lube and gave Barry a silky handjob to make their anniversary celebration special.

silky handjob by akellz December 8, 2016

salty handjob 

actually a gaming slang insult, refers to the slang 'salty' as in gamer rage usually experienced when being one-sidedly beaten in multiplayer or competitive team games to the point of needing to relieve anger and humiliation

Player Bronze 1: "gg lol did u even try"
Player Bronze 2: "gg i cant do shit with such a bad healer"
"nah she was pocket healing you friend, sounds like you need a salty handjob now so i hope you have your hands lubed up or is that why you need to use an aimbot cause they too slippery"
Player Gold 1: WTF is a SALTY HANDJOB ?!
Player Silver: Eh sometimes you gotta let it all out after you got raped like we just did. I'm salty as fuck AFK

salty handjob by what is the LD50 of memes April 8, 2017

Abby's Hand Job Hand 

A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.

Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!

Abby: Harder? Okay!

Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!

Abby: What? Use both hands?

Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!

Abby's Hand Job Hand by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 5, 2010

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

The Shading Handjob Correlation by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

Steel handjob 

When you get a handjob from a married woman wearing her wedding ring.

I got a steel handjob from my buddies mom at the bar last night.

Steel handjob by Canadiantetons February 17, 2019