Hand Fetish

When a person is attracted to hands, of all things.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Kira has a hand fetish?”
Person 2: “Is that a Jojo’s reference?”

by CpSkeletor May 25, 2020

The Kevin Hand

The sign of ultimate disrespect and worthlessness.
Once you are given The Kevin hand gesture, your life becomes meaningless.
Often used for people who do not follow Murli.

Kevin: Wanna go watch some murli in the library?
Mariam: Nah fam, going out to smoke one.
*The Kevin Hand*

by Shaggy Dankest Dankweed March 30, 2017

Black Handed

Similar to the phrase, "Red handed", except when the person being caught is black.

Tyrone was caught black handed for trying to steal the bait car.

ShaniQua was caught black handed for shoplifting a wig.

by Jeronleow April 12, 2020

Hanae-fun-by-proxy

Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.

Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!

by John196 July 6, 2023

Claw Hand

When you are so constipated that you have to lube up your fingers with your spit to retrieve your impacted cat turds so YOU don’t prolapse your asshole (death from inside)

Stanley's green asshole was so gangrene he finally decided to claw hand his impacted dookie out to save himself.

by British Gal 1973 January 31, 2021

Hanaeing

When a person who enjoys fun harasses someone who believes it is not a joke but it is a joke

"This person said he didn't like this plot"
"Are you Hanaeing me?"

by John196 June 30, 2023

Richerd hand

To diamond hand a huge cryptopunk offer with aplomb.

Wow. Did you see them Richerd hand that cryptopunk offer?

by n2010 October 19, 2021