holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.

"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"

by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

Holding Hands in an IHOP

When the man shoves his whole hand up a girls ass and shakes the ovaries like a hand shake.

The press reported this week that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were Holding Hands in an IHOP. Really Bieber...Really?

by Baldoni Bomber January 6, 2011

hold hand month

hold anyone's hand

it hold hand month (proceeds to hold hand)

by thegoat 69 November 17, 2019

Hold hands💕

You have to hold hands with someone special. It will make someone’s day if you hold their hand. It don’t matter if it’s a crush ,boyfriend, girlfriend ,family member Just someone This is only on January 7.💕👍🏽

You put your hands together And that’s how you hold hands💕

by January 7th💕 December 26, 2019

down to hold hands

Homerun of the Mormon bases system. First base is talking to someone of the opposite gender, second base is getting within 2 feet of someone of the opposite gender, third base is hugging, and homerun is holding hands.

"Can you believe how slutty Larissa is? She's telling all the guys she's DTHH (down to hold hands)"

by Anon100101vfhseivbfhksvbfheuwv May 13, 2012

hold hands with the general

to give a handjob

She liked him so much she decided to hold hands with the general.

by saqua August 14, 2013