hanley

to be sexy

that jacket you are wearing is hanley

by saraaaahhhh January 29, 2009

Mr. Hankey blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.

So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.

by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011

Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door

Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.

Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.

by PALABRAMAN July 17, 2009

hance

Another word synonymous with cool, chronic or "uber". Basically the end-all term for awesomeness. Technically this definition is not hance enough to describe the word hance. That's how hance hance is. Derivation maybe from the verb "enhance". Or maybe a Greek philosopher was one day chillin or doing what one does when your a Greek philosopher, discovered the euphoric secrets of the world and yelled with exclamation "By the heavens......HANCE!"

Even Chuck Norris can't be that hance...
That's SOOO hance!

by Ryan Dent May 17, 2006

haney

1. a hot girl, your girlfriend, lover, etc

2. misspelling of honey that caught on

p1: bye haney <3
p2: love you

by - .. .-. .. .- May 1, 2011

hancest

Any incestuous pairing of the members of Hanson (Isaac, Taylor, and Zac). The most common pairing is Taylor and Zac, also known as Zaylor. It is most often used in reference to a particular form of fan fiction.

Have you read Kerry's latest hancest?

by KatieNo May 17, 2006

Hincey

A nickname for dave or anyone who is awesome. It is also a term give to someone who has 80k gamerscore on Xbox 360.

"Look at that Hincey over there, he must have a 6 pack"

by Bxdfjn January 9, 2014