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Hempstead

A team that gets shit on by Syosset in the playoffs every year
Hempstead just got stomped on by Syosset
by wibd28hsi63 November 5, 2022
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Hampstead North Carolina

Hickville, NC.
Where my parents retired.

Nothing to do.
Full of people from Long Island, Ohio, CNY, and local dirtbags.

Don't bother.
There isn't even a Wal-Mart or a movie Theatre in Hampstead North Carolina. And my neighbors on the right are white trash with too much money in a McMansion, and the neighbors on the left live in a dilapidated trailer behind a jungle of a yard.
by bridgetp80 August 6, 2011
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Hampstead

Hampstead is a small town located in Carroll County, Maryland. It has slowly changed from a humble farm town to a nearly ghetto, half-ass city.

Hampstead goes by many names such as Mexistead, Hellstead, Hickstead, etc.

It is part of the small city trinity in Carroll County. Most people living here chill in Hampstead, Manchester, and/or Westminster; and, everyone knows each other.

Manchester is known as Mexichester.

Westminster is known as Westmonster, or the redneck, wanna be version of Baltimore City.
It ain't Hampstead, dude; it's Hellstead.
by J-Bird Spice December 16, 2010
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hampstead school

welcome to hampstead school, the year 11 boys are all wet and predators and rapists when it comes to the year9s. they’re only bad in hampstead but when they step out it’s a diff story and they all wear blue coats like say they’re power rangers. the year9 girls are done out and they’re begs. the year 10s jus do there own thing and don’t care bout no one. the skls dun out the teachers are on ur dick 24s
ahhh it’s always dese y9 hampstead school yats belling my line for my wood
by your wet g June 4, 2020
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Hemel Hempstead

Objectively the shittiest town in Hertfordshire, it’s residents are tasked with defending the rest of the uk from people who live in Berkhamsted, the most pretentious town in Britain, as well as protecting London from the horrors of Luton. It’s town centre currently consists entirely of phone, vape and charity shops, and you should always stay away from any of its secondary schools, as you will find some very special people there.
“We need to catch the next train, otherwise we’ll be stuck in Hemel Hempstead for the next 30 minutes.”

“Let’s go to Watford, there’s nothing to do in Hemel Hempstead.”
by AverageHemelStudent November 5, 2022
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the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead

a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded
example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
by WR-#19 May 5, 2005
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Hemel Hempstead

Shity town full of shitty people who all manage to believe they rule the place.
i was talking to solo and i told him Hemel Hempstead is the second-worst place after Philly.
by Fuckyoutichansky May 9, 2020
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