standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Hamphone

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning

This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.

by csavas November 7, 2016

Hampton-Homeless

Referring to middle class New Yorkers

Jeffery: Check out my 8000 Square Foot Mansion in the Hamptons!!

Clarence: *sigh* All I own is my apartment...

(In this case, Clarence has demonstrated himself to be middle class, or Hampton-Homeless)

by Fook Yoo August 26, 2007

Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011

hampton middle school

Hampton middle school is a school full of black and Hispanics with very minimal whites. Everyone talks about one another and everyone is friends with each other. None of the people that talk the most shit to each other are bout it. People who don’t talk shit are about it. Everyone confronts each other but nothing is happening. Hampton is a decent school. The teachers here dgaf bout what happens and the principals are oc asf. Most “ funny “ kids are actually champ asf. When big things happen everyone hypes it up. That’s hampton middle school for you. A school where people talk about one another buh won’t do shit buh confront.

People in Hampton Middle School are shit talkers but can’t back it up.

by cicirocks13 March 10, 2019

South Hampton Drain Stainer

Term used to describe a dump taken that leaves brown streaks at the bottom of the toilet, most commonly produced by Crab Cakes and after dinner coffee.

John searched frantically for the toilet brush after leaving a South Hampton Drain Stainer in Mary's toilet.

by Ducati Jeff September 9, 2006

East Hampton, CT

a town in eastern-central Connecticut. Residents often have to explain that no, they don't live in the Hamptons, or in Massachusetts. known for making all sorts of bells, the nickname is Belltown and the high school's masot is the bellringer, or a man with a three cornered hat from the american revolution ringing a bell that looks strangely like a pirate. the redneck population is slowly increasing in east hampton, and people have been known to come "out of the woods" for its well known Old Home Day celebration. The town's high school and very nearby portland high school have an intense, and very bloody rivalry, especially in soccer. lake pocotopaug, although very green, is a wonderful place to swim, and participate in water sports of all types.

Wait where are you from?

East Hampton!

OMG you live in the Hamptons? You must be rich!

Nah dude, East Hampton, CT ....

by snaker220 March 18, 2011