hamster stuffing 

The sexual act of stuffing the females anus with Russian dwarf hamsters under the influence of Mary Jane. Immediately after this the male punches her in the vagina for maximum pleasure. It's advised that hamster food is inserted into both orifaces before this is initiated

So last night my girlfriend asked why I'd bought so many hamsters from the pet store
I guess she just wasn't ready for that hamster stuffing

hamster stuffing by The hamster stuffer January 20, 2015

hampster style 

Perhaps the most intense form of karate known to man.

Orgazmo: "Ben you must use Hampster Style!!!"
Ben: "No...not that!!"

hampster style by Big Jown September 14, 2008

Hamster Steak 

(n.) A vagina that has so much hair, it can look like your pet, Mr. Snuggles.

Man, my girl got that hamster steak. I wanna pet it.

Hamster Steak by AirJordansKing November 7, 2015

Hamster sack 

Ball sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.

Hamster sack by ZackyZ May 27, 2015

Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.

"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."

Hampster Stuffer by TORIx October 21, 2008

Hamster sack 

Ball sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.

Hamster sack by ZackyZ May 27, 2015

Hamster slut 

The idea of a person with profoundly big cheeks is also a huge slut

That william guy is a huge hamster slut

Hamster slut by Coomzzys May 28, 2016