Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Ham and Cheese Melt

Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.

Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!

by tackleroneill April 6, 2011

ham sauce cheesed

To get so drunk that you fall over at the thought of standing up.

Happy birthday bro, were gonna get you ham sauce cheesed!

by White suprise May 6, 2009

Ham and Cheese Sandwich

British slang for masturbation

Eddie was working from home, so had a ham and cheese sandwich

by WestwoodInTheHouse November 12, 2012

slippin' him the ham and cheese

a phrase used when no other words can describe what you are talking about

Maybe the only people in the NBA who can't dunk are like point guards, you know, like slippin' him the ham and cheese.

by billy bob thorton II January 31, 2008

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011

ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010