halp

only cool kids say this

halp me, i'm too cool

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Halp

The sound in which your mouth makes when you eat something with liquid such as a bowl of cereal

This morning when dad ate cereal I heard him halp every time he took a bite.

by MXAndrew41 April 2, 2022

Halp

When you miss spell the word help

random person 1: HALP
random person 2: do you mean help?
random person 1: yes dumbass :/

by asshole <3 July 30, 2021

halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.

1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021