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by anonymous May 8, 2023
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Halp

The sound in which your mouth makes when you eat something with liquid such as a bowl of cereal
This morning when dad ate cereal I heard him halp every time he took a bite.
by MXAndrew41 April 2, 2022
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Halp

random person 1: HALP
random person 2: do you mean help?
random person 1: yes dumbass :/
by asshole <3 July 30, 2021
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halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.
1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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