Half Jock

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.

1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."

by JumberJack mc Tits June 26, 2010

Princess Lea of Halifax

Formal title of Lea Braschi, the understudy of the Duke of Gosse at Lord Dalhousie's court.

"Princess Lea of Halifax teamed up with the Duke of Gosse and began a quest to decipher the ancient scrolls of Beaufort."

by ah_haifax April 3, 2013

hyperbole and a half

hilarious blog site. half web-comic, half life story, all funny. written by Allie Brosh.

origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture

"yeah i just read 'the god of cake' on hyperbole and a half, it was hilarious!"

by yapity December 14, 2011

Halifax Assplosion

After a night of binge drinking at the Lower Deck, dip your bird in donair sauce, place pita bread on either side of partner's arse and then give 'er!!

Buddy gave me right some Halifax Assplosion last night.

by quigley dawn June 28, 2010

Halifax Harbosis

A Drug from Brandon Rogers YouTube series, "Blood and Makeup". The drug itself was created in the 80s by Dr. Linda, and her late apprentice, Cassandra Butler. Cassandra was fired when she killed one of the subjects while they were experimenting, and took the formula with her. She planned to open up a candy store, when she met Clive Butler. They both loved the high from the drug, and planned to get married. Sadly, on the day of the marriage, Dr. Linda sent an assassin to kill her on the day of the marriage. Several years later, the formula resurfaced in the hands of Clive Butler, who planned to put the candy in the stores. However, in order to have a major success, Clive Butler hired Eddy Oswald and a team to put together a marketing campaign. Over several weeks, many strange murders happened to people who had previous tension to Eddy Oswald, so fingers were naturally pointed. However, it was later discovered a drug called "Halifax Harbosis" was the real killer, making whoever took it see everyone as clowns. Some people might like, but some people, like the victims of murders, didn't. These people killed others and themselves. Tl;Dr Its a drug that makes you hallucinate and see clowns instead of people.

Tim: Why didn't the Blah Blah bars hit the store?
Joe: It had Halifax Harbosis in it.

by anonymous November 13, 2020

hafifi

a guy who doesnt give a fuck about anything lives his life in his own terms

he is really intelligent but lazy

he doesnt care what people think about him

never gives up fights till the end

he doesnt understand the worth of a person until he has lost him/her

great lover, really good in bed
yes be like hafifi , but dont follow hafifi
So harmfull but high egozation
#amazing#awesome#lover#friend#idiot

Hafifi

by Hafifi April 23, 2018

half time talk

The point, halfway through a threesome when the two male participants change ends and discuss strategy.

Martha was more demanding than initially thought. Barry and Ted discussed how to up their game during the half time talk.

by The curious bibliophile February 22, 2019